The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
My dentist is great. He sends me reminders so I don't forget to brush my teeth.
Some tortures are physical, and some are mental, but the one that is both is dental.
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
You don't have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep.
Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you.
You don't have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
The best way to have a good dentist is to have a bad one first.
When one has a toothache, and he knows not why, he knows not what to do.