The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
My dentist is great. He sends me reminders so I don't forget to brush my teeth.
Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.
The chief cause of unhappiness is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.
Some tortures are physical, and some are mental, but the one that is both is dental.
No one should ever be afraid to go to a dentist because of a bad experience in the past.
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.
You don't have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep.
Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you.
It was so embarrassing. My dentist found a tooth in my gum that I didn't know was there.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
The toothbrush doesn't remove six months of tartar build-up. Only a professional cleaning by a dentist can do that.
You don't have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
The best way to have a good dentist is to have a bad one first.
When one has a toothache, and he knows not why, he knows not what to do.