Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the joke is oneself.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.