Cocktails may not solve your problems, but they're definitely worth a shot.
I have never been drunk, but I've often been over served.
Cocktails are like a work of art, each one unique and beautiful in its own way.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Happiness is... finding two olives in your martini when you're hungry.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.