I drink to make other people more interesting.
Cocktails are the lipstick of the evening.
Cocktails may not solve your problems, but they're definitely worth a shot.
I have never been drunk, but I've often been over served.
Cocktails are like a work of art, each one unique and beautiful in its own way.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Happiness is... finding two olives in your martini when you're hungry.
I feel bad for people who don't drink. They wake up and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
I have mixed drinks about feelings.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea.
I drink to make other people more tolerable.
Cocktails are like a present you give to yourself.
I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Cocktails are like a journey for the senses.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.