There are two things worth living for: a good cigar and a woman to smoke it with.
I've never met a cigar smoker who wasn't a man of great integrity and character.
I don't like to drink, but I will if I have to... I'd rather smoke.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cigars, and that's pretty close.
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.