Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Beer is the answer, but I can't remember the question.
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I cook with beer; sometimes I even add it to the food.