Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
Beer is the best damn drink in the world.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
Beer is the answer, but I can't remember the question.
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
I have respect for beer.
Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
I work until beer o'clock.
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
They who drink beer will think beer.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I cook with beer; sometimes I even add it to the food.
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.