Bowling is the art of throwing heavy things at little things.
Bowling is not a sport you can fake. You know right away if you're good or not.
Bowling is not a game; it's a sport. A sport is a game where you sweat.
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
A bad attitude is worse than a bad roll of the ball.
Bowling is the Zen sport of changing your life while you're still in it.
Bowling is like a beautiful woman. She demands all of your attention.
Bowling is the ideal sport for people who have talent for sloth.
Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare.
Bowling is a sport that makes even politicians seem like charming people.
Bowling is the sun around which other sports revolve like planets.
The only way to become a bowling champion is to go bowling every day.
In bowling, your arm swing is your personality on the lane.
Bowling is like chess. It's more about strategy than brute force.