Bowling is the art of throwing heavy things at little things.
Bowling is a game that gives you a chance to beat someone regularly and yet be a good sport.
Bowling is not a sport you can fake. You know right away if you're good or not.
The bowling alley is the poor man's country club.
Bowling is not a game; it's a sport. A sport is a game where you sweat.
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
The best throw of the dice is to throw them away.
A bad attitude is worse than a bad roll of the ball.
The goal in bowling is not to knock down as many pins as possible, but to knock down the right ones.
Bowling is the Zen sport of changing your life while you're still in it.
Bowling is like a beautiful woman. She demands all of your attention.
Bowling is the ideal sport for people who have talent for sloth.
Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare.
Bowling is a sport that makes even politicians seem like charming people.
Bowling is the sun around which other sports revolve like planets.
The only way to become a bowling champion is to go bowling every day.
In bowling, your arm swing is your personality on the lane.
Bowling is like chess. It's more about strategy than brute force.
Bowling is the only sport where you can do everything right and everything goes wrong.
In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.