Crocs are proof that God exists and wants us to be happy.
When the apocalypse hits, the only thing left will be cockroaches and Crocs.
Crocs: The footwear of choice for people who don't care what other people think.
I think everyone should have a memento of their youth like the Crocs.
Crocs: Because you never know when you'll need to run through a watery swamp.
Crocs: The official footwear of people who have stopped trying.
Crocs: the perfect footwear for when you've given up on life.
Crocs: Like walking on a cloud, if that cloud were made of rubber.
You can't wear Crocs and be sad at the same time. It's impossible.
Crocs are basically like little ovens for your feet.
Crocs: Shoes for people who have given up but still want to remain comfortable.