Crocs: Ugly shoes saved my feet.
Crocs are proof that God exists and wants us to be happy.
I just wanna wear Crocs and be comfortable.
When the apocalypse hits, the only thing left will be cockroaches and Crocs.
Crocs: The footwear of choice for people who don't care what other people think.
I have Crocs with socks, which is a bold move.
I think everyone should have a memento of their youth like the Crocs.
Crocs: More versatile than you'd think.
Crocs: Because you never know when you'll need to run through a watery swamp.
Crocs: The official footwear of people who have stopped trying.
The best thing about Crocs is that they never go out of style because they were never in style.
Crocs: the perfect footwear for when you've given up on life.
Crocs: Like walking on a cloud, if that cloud were made of rubber.
Crocs are my go-to 'I don't care' shoes.
You can't wear Crocs and be sad at the same time. It's impossible.
Crocs are basically like little ovens for your feet.
Crocs: Acceptable for children and Mario Batali.
I am the Jay-Z of Crocs now.
Crocs: The Swiss Army knife of footwear.
Crocs: Shoes for people who have given up but still want to remain comfortable.