A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Waffles are just awesome bread. Think about it.
Waffle fries are just the best thing ever.
Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.
Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
I'd like mornings better if they started later.

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Waffles. Not just for breakfast anymore.