A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.
If you have to ask what it is, it's probably a waffle.
Waffles are just awesome bread. Think about it.
Waffle fries are just the best thing ever.
I always believe that a waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
A day without waffles is like a day without sunshine.
You can't make everyone happy. You're not a waffle.
You can't just eat good food. You've got to talk about it too. And you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food.
Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
I'd like mornings better if they started later.

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
I've never met a problem a proper breakfast couldn't solve.
Waffles. Not just for breakfast anymore.
I think waffles are the best thing ever. Especially with Nutella.
There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.