My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.
If you have to ask what it is, it's probably a waffle.
I always believe that a waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
A day without waffles is like a day without sunshine.
You can't make everyone happy. You're not a waffle.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
I've never met a problem a proper breakfast couldn't solve.
I think waffles are the best thing ever. Especially with Nutella.
There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.