You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that's pretty much the same thing.
There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
In heaven, there is no beer. That's why we drink it here.
Beer: because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world.
Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.
Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. 'Yes' is the answer.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.