You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that's pretty much the same thing.
Beer is like liquid gold.
There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.
Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
In heaven, there is no beer. That's why we drink it here.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Beer: because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
I work until beer o'clock.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world.
Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
I have respect for beer.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Beer is the best damn drink in the world.
Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. 'Yes' is the answer.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.