Avocados are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I'd like to thank avocados for making my life complete.
Avocados are to millennials as diamonds are to baby boomers.
Avocado toast is just the appetizer. The real meal is the house you can't afford.
Avocados: Because you can't make everyone happy. You're not an avocado.
Avocado: A food that's reminiscent of an overgrown testicle.