I love avocados more than any person I know.
You know you're in California when the waiter asks if you'd like avocado on your burger and it doesn't cost extra.
When life gives you avocados, make guacamole.
An avocado a day keeps the doctor away.
Avocados are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I like big avocados, and I cannot lie.
I'd like to thank avocados for making my life complete.
Avocados are to millennials as diamonds are to baby boomers.
Anytime someone tries to tell me about the health benefits of quinoa, I just stare at them blankly and think about the creamy taste of avocados.
When in doubt, add avocado.
Avocado toast is just the appetizer. The real meal is the house you can't afford.
Avocados: Because you can't make everyone happy. You're not an avocado.
Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger topped with avocado.
Eating an avocado a day keeps the wrinkles away.
Avocado: A food that's reminiscent of an overgrown testicle.
I make a mean guacamole.
Avocados are like men - sometimes they're hard as rock, other times they're soft as a pillow.
I wish I could be as photogenic as an avocado.
Avocado: Because every now and then, you need to eat something that tastes like grass and dirt.
I've never been happier since I started eating avocados. I eat about one a day. It has changed my life.