You know you're in California when the waiter asks if you'd like avocado on your burger and it doesn't cost extra.
Anytime someone tries to tell me about the health benefits of quinoa, I just stare at them blankly and think about the creamy taste of avocados.
Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger topped with avocado.
Avocados are like men - sometimes they're hard as rock, other times they're soft as a pillow.
Avocado: Because every now and then, you need to eat something that tastes like grass and dirt.
I've never been happier since I started eating avocados. I eat about one a day. It has changed my life.