Zeus may rule the skies, but I rule the selfie game.
Zeus may be the god of lightning, but I'm the god of good vibes.
Zeus may have thunder, but I have wit sharper than Zeus's lightning bolt.
Zeus's thunder might shake the earth, but my jokes shake the heavens.
Zeus's thunder got nothing on my charm.
Zeus's lightning may be fierce, but my smile is brighter.
Zeus might be king of the gods, but I'm the king of the dance floor.
When Zeus throws shade, I throw lightning bolts.