Out with the old, in with the bubbly!
Saying goodbye to 2024 like it's my part-time job!
Another year, another chance to pretend we'll use that gym membership!
Leaving behind 2024 like last year's resolutions!
365 new chances to make typos in the date!
Cheers to the year that taught us time is a social construct!
Ending the year with a bang and starting it with brunch!
New year, same me... but with better snacks!