Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.
Reality called, so I hung up.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
Life is too short to wear boring socks.
Sweeter than honey, sassier than you.
I don't need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.
Sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
Always be yourself unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
When in doubt, dance it out.
The road to success is paved with coffee.