If #Jesus had Instagram would he post selfies or just miracles? 🤔😂.
Running late for my meeting with #Jesus hope he forgives me ⌛😂.
WWJD? Probably check his phone for missed miracles 📱😂
#Jesus turned water into wine I turned my problems into pizza 🍕😂.
When in doubt ask yourself what #Jesus would do then do the opposite 😜.
Just tried turning water into wine turns out I'm not #Jesus 🍷😅.
Decided to walk a mile in Jesus' sandals now I need a foot massage 👣😂
Just passed by a church tempted to shout 'What would #Jesus do?' 😂⛪.
WWJD? Probably grab a coffee and save the world ☕💪
Bought new shoes today I feel like #Jesus walking on water 👟😇.