If Jesus had Instagram, would he post selfies or just miracles? 🤔😂
Running late for my meeting with Jesus, hope he forgives me. ⌛😂
WWJD? Probably check his phone for missed miracles. 📱😂
Jesus turned water into wine, I turned my problems into pizza. 🍕😂
When in doubt, ask yourself what Jesus would do, then do the opposite. 😜
Just tried turning water into wine... turns out I'm not Jesus. 🍷😅
Decided to walk a mile in Jesus' sandals... now I need a foot massage. 👣😂
Just passed by a church, tempted to shout 'What would Jesus do?' 😂⛪
WWJD? Probably grab a coffee and save the world. ☕💪
Bought new shoes today, I feel like Jesus walking on water. 👟😇