I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient.
I would exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee.
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.
I'm not avoiding work. I'm just on energy saving mode.
They say time is money. So I'm just saving up.
I didn't choose the snack life, the snack life chose me.
My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
I'm not clumsy, I'm just too busy being graceful.