Dodging responsibilities like a wrestler dodges a clothesline.
Attempting a diet but my snacks are putting up a fierce resistance.
Wrestling with deadlines like a pro wrestler with opponents.
When life gives you headlocks, escape with a smile.
When in doubt, bodyslam it out!
When life gets tough, tag in your sense of humor.
My alarm clock is just a referee counting to three.
In a world full of chaos, be the suplex of order.