Don't cry over spilled milk... unless it's chocolate milk, then it's a tragedy.
Good things come to those who wait... but better things come to those who hit snooze.
The grass is always greener on the other side... unless you're colorblind.
Actions speak louder than words... but naps speak the loudest.
You can't judge a book by its cover... but you can judge a person by their playlist.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket... unless it's an Easter egg hunt.
A penny saved is a penny earned... but a dollar saved is a dollar better.
The early bird gets the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... or just buy it from the store.
Honesty is the best policy... unless you're playing poker.