They say marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops. Well, I'm happy to be the handyman!
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. And behind every surprised woman is her husband acting like he knew what he was doing all along.
Love is finding someone to annoy for the rest of your life. Lucky for me, I found my wife.
Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Sorry, wife, you're stuck with me!
My wife's cooking is so bad, the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.