I shop, therefore I am.
Shopping is like therapy—you just need the right therapist.
Whoever said that money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
The best things in life are free. The second-best are very expensive.
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like.
I shop, therefore I am in debt.
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
Shopping: Because life is too short to wear boring clothes.
Shopping is the only sport I need.
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Shopping is more fun when someone else is buying.
Shopping is my cardio.
Shopping: Because receiving mail is always better when it's not a bill.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy shoes, and that's kind of the same thing.
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Shopping is not an expense; it's an investment in joy.