When you're not nominated but still show up for the free snacks.
Dressed up for the VMAs, but my dance moves are still in the shower.
Trying to hit those high notes like I do in the car on the way to work.
VMAs got me wondering if I can add 'air guitar skills' to my resume.
Hoping my acceptance speech for 'Best Couch Potato' gets heard at the VMAs.
Dancing like everyone's watching, even though my cat is my only audience.
Dressed up like a nominee, but my talent is for finding lost socks.