Life's too short for bad dates. I'd rather spend it petting cats.
Single and not looking for trouble, just double cheeseburgers.
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my independence.
Just because I'm single doesn't mean I'm ready to mingle. I'm more like 'I'm single, let's eat Pringles.'
Being single is like being the CEO of your own happiness company.
Being single means I can sleep like a starfish every night.
Just me, myself, and I. Oh, and Netflix too.
Single doesn't mean alone. I have my books and my imagination.