I am a better person when I have less on my plate.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
I think of dieting, then I eat spaghetti.

I get way too much happiness from good food.
Macaroni and cheese is the only way to my heart.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
First, we eat, then we do everything else.
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.
Life is a combination of magic and pasta.
Life is short. Eat dessert first.
There is nothing more romantic than Italian food.

Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti.