When you try to understand quantum physics before your morning coffee.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I came to UofM for the education, but let's be real, it's all about the food too.
When your professor says 'This won't be on the test,' but it ends up being the entire exam.
If procrastination was a sport, I'd have a full scholarship at UofM.
Browsing through the library shelves, trying to find motivation like...