When the pastor's joke gets an awkward chuckle from the congregation.

Spotting your friend's face in the crowd during the prayer and trying not to burst into laughter.

That moment when you realize you've been singing the wrong verse the entire time.

When you accidentally drop the collection plate and it echoes through the silence.

The struggle of finding the perfect pew that's not too close to the front or the back.

Trying to look interested during the church meeting like...

When your stomach starts growling during prayer time and it echoes through the whole church.

Sneaking a peek at your friend's hymnal because you forgot the lyrics again.

Trying to stay awake during the sermon like... 💤

When the choir hits the high notes like angels, but you know they were just warming up their vocal cords.

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