A gentleman is someone who can play the bagpipes but doesn't.
The United Kingdom has had the knack of making the best of what it has.
The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world.
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
To be born an Englishman is to win first prize in the lottery of life.
The English winter—ending in July, to recommence in August.
There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.
The United Kingdom is an island country surrounded by fish.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.