UHC squad, assemble! Your captain demands laughter and victory!
Navigating UHC like a pro, just call me Captain Clutch!
UHC may have captains, but I'm the captain who brings the levity!
Lost in UHC land, but hey, at least I'm the captain of this shipwreck!
In the world of UHC, I'm not just a player, I'm a captain of chaos!
When life gives you UHC, be the captain who turns it into a comedy!