Twitter is a great way to tell the world what you're thinking before you've had a chance to think about it.
Twitter is the literary genre of the 21st century.
Twitter is a great way to get your message out there in 140 characters or less.
Twitter is the global water cooler.
Twitter is like a fridge. If you're bored, keep opening it until you find something interesting.
Twitter is the most fun you can have in under 140 characters.
Twitter is the first draft of history.
Twitter is a very simple and democratic tool, everyone can use it easily.
Twitter is the ultimate service for people who crave instant gratification.
Twitter is a social network where you can see what your friends are doing without actually having to talk to them.
Twitter is the cocktail party from hell.
Twitter is not a technology. It's a conversation. And it's happening with or without you.
Twitter is like a fridge for SMS messages.
Twitter is to communications as Prozac is to happiness.
Twitter is like Google on acid.
Twitter is a place where you can think big thoughts in small bursts.
Twitter is a great place to tell the world what you're thinking before you've had a chance to think about it.
Twitter is like a garden hose of information. Drink from it judiciously.
Twitter is the first thing I check in the morning and the last thing I do at night. And it's where I go when I need a break during the day.
Twitter is the duct tape of the internet. It's the thing that holds it all together.