I am a person who is trained to look other people in the eye.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Trucks: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
The truck is the most reliable American you can get.
Truck drivers deliver the goods that make America great.

Truck drivers know that if they do a good job, the nation keeps moving.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.