Trashy jokes and a life full of waste – my kind of party.
Turning trash talk into trash walk.
Living in a world of garbage, but making it look fabulously funny.
My toxic waste level is over 9000, but at least it's funny.
If trash could talk, it would tell a really rubbish joke.
Taking out the trash, one sarcastic comment at a time.
When life gives you toxic waste, make comedy gold.
Dumping toxic vibes like it's my job.
My life is a garbage disposal, and I'm the waste manager.