Just a hopeless romantic looking for someone to disappoint me in person.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
Swipe right if you're ready for dad jokes and bad decisions.
My love life is like a fridge. Empty, but full of potential.
Looking for someone to share my snacks with.
I don't have a witty pickup line, but I do have a Netflix password.
If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my brunch date.
Not here for hookups. I'm here for the free food and awkward conversations.