Currently accepting applications for a partner in crime.
Swipe right for dad jokes and pizza dates.
Looking for someone who can handle my sarcasm and still laugh at my jokes.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a solid 7 with a great personality. Swipe right and let's see if we can round that up.
Let's make awkward small talk over coffee until it turns into something meaningful.
If laughter is the best medicine, then consider me your pharmacy.
Searching for someone to share my popcorn at the movies. Apply within!
Swipe right if you're ready for terrible puns and good company.