Waiting for the perfect moment to become a morning person.
Life's too short to stress about the length of your captions.
When life gives you lemons, make sure it's in the right time zone.
In a committed relationship with my bed – we meet every night, no matter what time it is.
Coffee in one hand, timeless tales in the other. Ready for the day!
Einstein would be proud of my ability to make time stand still during boring meetings.
Time flies, but I'm the pilot. And we're cruising at a leisurely pace.