On hold with adulthood, please hold...
Ringing in the good times and ignoring the rest.
Just called to say I love you, and by 'you,' I mean pizza.
Teleportation is not a thing yet, but my phone can pretend with Facetime.
Hanging by the telephone wire, waiting for a call like...
Dialing into the weekend like an old-school rockstar.
When life gives you lemons, trade them for a better phone signal.
In a long-distance relationship with my bed – thank you, alarm clock!
When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and call someone special.