I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
The telephone was invented by Alexander Graham Bell merely to let his wife and mother-in-law converse without speaking.
The telephone, while indispensable, is fraught with danger. It is the first step in every vulgar and impertinent form of intrusion on privacy.
I believe that there is a subtle magnetism in Nature, which, if we unconsciously yield to it, will direct us aright.
The telephone, it seems to me, is politically and socially significant, and it's also becoming the primary source of national news and information.
The telephone is a 100-year-old technology. It's time for a change. Charging for phone calls is something you did last century.
The telephone, which interrupts the most serious conversations and cuts short the most weighty observations, has a romance of its own.
I am sorry to interrupt you, but it is essential that I see you for a matter of the utmost urgency. Please telephone me as soon as you can.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.
In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits, and cookies while watching cable TV.