
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.

I am sorry to interrupt you, but it is essential that I see you for a matter of the utmost urgency. Please telephone me as soon as you can.

In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.

We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect.