Me trying to figure out how to adult... still haven't found the manual.
Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.
Acting my shoe size, not my age.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
Trying to adult, but my inner child keeps asking for snacks.
I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
When life gives you lemons, add some vodka and have a party.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.