My teddy bear has better listening skills than most people.
I'm not addicted to teddy bears, I'm just strongly teddy bear positive.
My teddy bear has seen me at my best and my fluffiest.
I cuddle with my teddy more than I cuddle with humans.
I may be an adult, but I still need my teddy bear hugs.
The only relationship drama my teddy bear knows is which side of the bed to cuddle on.