I'm not sarcastic, I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
If laughter is the best medicine, consider me your pharmacist.
I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity.
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my blissful ignorance.