My tan lines are the roadmaps of my summer adventures.
Lost in the sauce and the sauce is melanin.
Turning my skin into a warm shade of happy.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just in a tan coma.
50 shades of tan, and I'm every single one.
If you can't tone it, tan it!
I've got a PhD in Vitamin D.
Serving you a slice of summer with a side of tan.